VERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES
SYMPTOMS - Continual complaint as to need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to wife and kids. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tackle catalogues. Hangs out in Sporting Goods Stores longer than usual. Secret night phone calls to fishing pals. Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone.
NO KNOWN CURE
TREATMENT - Medication is useless, but the disease is not fatal. Victim should go fishing as often as possible!
REHABILITATION AVAILABLE AT
WESTLAKE RECREATION AREA
The most enjoyable fishing lake in Oklahoma
Click here to enter Westlake Recreation Area
GPS Coordinates: Latitude 36 Deg. 23.882' North, Longitude 98 Deg. 7.351' West
E911 address (for navigation/maps app on smart phones): 42509 S CR 274 Lahoma, OK. 73754
This will take you to the entrance to Westlake Recreation
Website updated by Big Red Support Services